Things I think about, when I’m alone in my powder room, with a wallpaper steamer:
How much water weight I’ll have lost the next time I step on the scale.
How nice my skin will most likely look after being steamed for so long.
Why any one would ever intentionally choose to sit in a sauna.
How long it would take for somebody to find me if I fell off the ladder and cracked my head open on the sink, knocking myself unconscious.
What funny things I could say to people on Facebook, but probably never will.
If the wallpaper in the other three rooms is really that bad. . .
How much I would charge if I were to remove paper professionally. (A lot.)
Which states the little pieces of wallpaper still on the wall most resemble.
What I would sing if I were on American Idol.
It’s a mindless, hot job, but I’m happy to say that it’s finished! (More on the process later.) One room down, three more to go. . .
Now, I’m going to celebrate. By painting it.
(Yes, you’re right. I did start this project in January.)
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